Flat mate wanted

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Flatmate needed to move into luxurious accomadation in Melbourne's playground, St Kilda. The flatmate is needed ASAP as the current occupents still have not got around to replacing the other git that moved out two weeks ago. This flat is 2 minutes from the beach and one minute from the hub of Melbournes prostitute strip.

Below you see the main door, which I'm sure you'll agree really brings out the character of this house.

















The appartment itself comes with all mod cons, including A Fridge
A cooker
Onsite Laundry, (no longer free thanks to technology discovering a way around the use of cotton buds)

And of course a toilet, which is always supplied with at least 6 rolls of toilet paper, just in case of a sudden outbreak of Dehli Belly.

The most important feature of this house is a combination of these two,














The combination of couch and TV seems to work out pretty well, recommended veiwing includes Ready, Steady, Cook, Oprah, Lost and the soon the be finished Biggest Loser. But I can be pretty sure if your a Big Brother fan you won't miss much in this flat.

The flat is always in top condition thanks to the inspirational cleaning efforts of one of your future flatmates, and theres always someone about for a cup of green tea.

This little cutey is just about to leave also there may be a possibility of 2 people moving in.
All this and so much more for a measly $80 a week.

If interested please call 1900 GOOD-TIME